Saturday, June 6, 2009

BUSH OBAMA CLINTON CANADA MIX-UP

During their appearance together in Toronto, George W. Bush called Bill Clinton “his brother.” Bush is still confused… He thinks Clinton was the first black president.

LONDON NOT CALLING

England’s frumpy Susan Boyle, finished in second-place on “Britain’s Got Talent” this weekend. But don’t give up hope.. It's not over till the fat lady sings.

Friday, June 5, 2009

OCTOMOM IS BACK!

Octomom Nadya Suleman, is set to star in her own reality TV show… “Apparently Eight is Not Enough.”

KOBAYASHI EATS THE COMPETITION

Takeru Kobayashi, the dude who always wins at eating the most hot dogs at Nathans is at it again. He beat his rival, Joey Chestnut, on Saturday by eating 5 ¾ one-pound P’zones in 6 minutes. For desert he beat the competition again....Downing 14 containers of Colon Cleanse.