Glenn Beck, from Fox News, has announced he is going on a comedy tour. The right wing extremist’s hilarious new catch phrase will be "Git' a Gun." The tour opens at the K. K. Komedy Klub, located in Burningham Alabama this June. (Ya know Glenn... There is an art to being 'Larry the Cable Guy'.)
Amy Winehouse has turned down an offer to sing a duet with Eminem on his next album called "Relapse." She said quote, “they tried to make me sing on Relapse but I said... No, No, No.”Her publicist released an official statement, "Ms. Winehouse has no time to perform on Eminem's "Relapse," stating the singer is working on her own "Relapse."
In Michigan, this week a man has been arrested for owing child support for fourteen different children. Da da da da da da... Here’s a story of a lovely Octomom... who was bringing up 14 very lovely kids... Here’s a story of a man named "Octodad"... who was busy neglecting 14 of his own... Till the one day when the Octo met the Octo... and they knew that it was much more than a hunch, that this group should one day form a family... and that's the way they all became the Octobunch.
