OBAMA BIGGER THAN THE BEATLES

During the G20 Summit, President Obama Woo-Hooed the people of England causing more controversy than the Blur Vs Oasis Feud.

This is most excited the people of England have been, since Madonna went away.

OBAMA TO QUEEN I-POD... CHECKMATE

During his visit, President Obama gave Queen Elizabeth an I-Pod. Royal Insiders say the Queen was saddened, as she really wanted an X-Box.

The I-Pod was loaded with Showtunes, and footage of The Queen's visit to America. This also displeased her Majesty, as she was hoping for season 02 of "House."

GAYS GET STICKY IN VERMONT

Vermont House today has passed the same sex marriage bill. Thousands of gay couples immediately celebrated in hot tubs filled with Maple Syrup.