BUSH OBAMA CLINTON CANADA MIX-UP

During their appearance together in Toronto, George W. Bush called Bill Clinton “his brother.” Bush is still confused… He thinks Clinton was the first black president.

LONDON NOT CALLING

England’s frumpy Susan Boyle, finished in second-place on “Britain’s Got Talent” this weekend. But don’t give up hope.. It's not over till the fat lady sings.

OCTOMOM IS BACK!

Octomom Nadya Suleman, is set to star in her own reality TV show… “Apparently Eight is Not Enough.”

KOBAYASHI EATS THE COMPETITION

Takeru Kobayashi, the dude who always wins at eating the most hot dogs at Nathans is at it again. He beat his rival, Joey Chestnut, on Saturday by eating 5 ¾ one-pound P’zones in 6 minutes. For desert he beat the competition again....Downing 14 containers of Colon Cleanse.

RRRRRRRR...

The Pirate responsible for holding a U.S. naval crew hostage is now in custody. If convicted he could face life in prison... Or have to walk the plank. 

His lawyer is going to try to plea baarrrrr-gan.

WATER DOGGIN'

The Obama's finally got a new dog. It is a Portuguese water dog. The Republicans had water boarding... The Democrats have Water Dogging.

The sixth-month-old Portuguese water dog is a gift from Senator Ted Kennedy. It was a rescue dog they luckily found in one of his heart arteries.

YA KNOW YUR A RIGHT WING NUTJOB WHEN...

Glenn Beck, from Fox News, has announced he is going on a comedy tour. The right wing extremist’s hilarious new catch phrase will be "Git' a Gun."

The tour opens at the K. K. Komedy Klub, located in Burningham Alabama this June. (Ya know Glenn... There is an art to being 'Larry the Cable Guy'.)

EMINEM AND AMY WINEHOUSE OH NO

Amy Winehouse has turned down an offer to sing a duet with Eminem on his next album called "Relapse." She said quote, “they tried to make me sing on Relapse but I said... No, No, No.”

Her publicist released an official statement, "Ms. Winehouse has no time to perform on Eminem's "Relapse," stating the singer is working on her own "Relapse."

THE OCTOBUNCH

In Michigan, this week a man has been arrested for owing child support for fourteen different children. Da da da da da da... Here’s a story of a lovely Octomom... who was bringing up 14 very lovely kids... Here’s a story of a man named "Octodad"... who was busy neglecting 14 of his own...

Till the one day when the Octo met the Octo... and they knew that it was much more than a hunch, that this group should one day form a family... and that's the way they all became the Octobunch.

OBAMA BIGGER THAN THE BEATLES

During the G20 Summit, President Obama Woo-Hooed the people of England causing more controversy than the Blur Vs Oasis Feud.

This is most excited the people of England have been, since Madonna went away.

OBAMA TO QUEEN I-POD... CHECKMATE

During his visit, President Obama gave Queen Elizabeth an I-Pod. Royal Insiders say the Queen was saddened, as she really wanted an X-Box.

The I-Pod was loaded with Showtunes, and footage of The Queen's visit to America. This also displeased her Majesty, as she was hoping for season 02 of "House."

GAYS GET STICKY IN VERMONT

Vermont House today has passed the same sex marriage bill. Thousands of gay couples immediately celebrated in hot tubs filled with Maple Syrup.

SIMON AND GARFUNKEL RE-UNITE FOR THE LAST TIME... AGAIN!

Simon and Garfunkel announced plans for a reunion tour this summer kicking off in New Zealand. The Pop Legends will perform at New Zealand’s beautiful new “AARP Arena.”

Their last reunion tour, "Old Friends," yielded 123 million dollars. This one will be called “Old Friends Who Can’t Hold Onto 123 Million Dollars.”

02 STICKS HIS JINDAL IN THE BLOG

Hi I am 02 and I just made this picture of 03 doing the Jindal joke with Kyle. Don't look unless you look down first at the joke I think its three jokes ago...Wad I do?..02

OBAMA SITS ON LENO

President Obama became the first "sitting" President to appear on a talk show, when he appeared today on Jay Leno. Rosie O'Donnell came close... but it wasn't till after her show went off the air did she say she had "Bush."

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PORN STAR VS. OCTOMOM - JENNA JAMESON HAS TWINS... NOW HAS FOUR

Porn Star Jenna Jameson gave birth to twins this week. This will be the first time, that babies will breastfeed with a condom.

LOUISIANA GETS "JINDALED"

On Friday, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal, rejected millions of dollars from President Obama's stimulus bill. Outraged citizens of Louisiana stated, "The Governor will get what he deserves!"...and immediately petitioned to have him booked on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart."

CARTOON03 FLY THEIR SPACEROCKET OVER TO YOUTUBE

While on Planet Earth, Cool Matt, from Youtube offers the Dudes their own home. Producer Tom Hanks jokes "Google Cartoon03 at Google"...

Note: the Google joke was written by 03...  

BLIND GOVERNOR RUNS MARATHON SURPRISINGLY FINISHES LAST

The magazine,” Runner’s world,” reports that New York Governor, David Paterson although legally blind, is a Marathon runner. It's really cool, he starts alongside the Hudson River and continues all the way down into the Hudson River. 

In the New York Marathon last year, Governor Paterson finished in Boston.